#the magnus protocol shit post

[mintytea-exe]

welcome to the magnus protocol, we have sentient tape recorders that bite people

[mita-vittua-olivia]

“what if?” style episode idea!

people like chocolate cake! … or do they? @sasha-n-james

[dyke-in-crisis]

drop your most self indulgent magnus protocol prophecy. mine is that gwen will be mentioned to have a wife and then in one ep casually drop that said wifes surname was Lukas before they got married. this will have no plot relevancy at all, just a little treat for the lesbian lonelyeyes ogs

[karengillanslefteyebrow]

[genericminecraftpotato]

so excited for the portal sam and the archivist fell through to be a super special strangely cubic portal that takes them to the domain of the true 15th fear entity, the minecraft movie

[witchinatree]

is needle boy's name actually needles? that's so funny because you can TELL jonny sims was fighting the only-naming-characters-michael allegations

i might just call him needle boy forever

wait.. wait guys do you think sam is going to earn his body covering scars from needle boy.. like jon and jane prentiss.. guys... theyre going to needle sam..

[neo--queen--serenity]

I’m so sad that Celia pulled a knife—not an axe—out of her bag in today’s episode. I was so, SO ready for “it’s remarkably easy to buy an axe in central London,” the sequel, and Celia—our girl!!! Celia!!!—shows up with a knife, instead. Heartbreaking.

[makeshiftloops]

Catching up on TMAGP, and nothing could have prepared me for this line in combination with the sound effect HSBHSBDHBD

[darkipt]

Im on the verge of reporting posts as spam stop cross tagging the magnus protocol in your magnus archives fanworks if your post doesnt have the magnus protocol content in it it DOESNT GO IN THE FUCKING TAG

*this goes the other way too, no protocol in the archives tag or i will fucking eat you

[thermodynamic-comedian]

the first few months of alice working at the oiar probably consisted of her desperately trying to flirt with lena, who just kept info-dumping to her about how the british government functions

[captaincrazycreative]

Litteraly everyone in this podcast knows WAY more than they're letting on and it's driving me insane

[mita-vittua-olivia]

I’M a travel diary??

[cult-of-the-eye]

babygirl i can make anything into a coping mechanism if I try hard enough

[moth--king]

The externals...

Because they serve the powers that came from another universe????

The powers that are External to the magp universe???????

[karengillanslefteyebrow]

Okay guys, where’s the fan art of cousins Elias and Gwen Bouchard getting stuck at the kids table at Christmas (even though they’re in their late 20’s early 30’s) with stuck up high strung straight backed Gwen and high out of his mind entertained by the little kids Elias?

[cirrus-grey]

I also just want to point out that Violet never said what questions that reaching figure in the alley was asking so until proven otherwise I’m going to assume it was “can I have a cigarette?”